Everything in Australia wants to kill you to death. It’s a fact. We already know this. If it isn’t stinging, biting, kicking or suffocating, it’s probably going to jump out in the road and kill you in a crash.

However. I found there is sixth way. Divebombing.

While explaining to me how I should escape from a hungry crocodile, an Aussie told me that cyclists attach cable ties to their head to protect from birds. I was convinced he was winding me up.

Turns out no. During a leisurely run around Canberra lake, a crow decided Divebombing me was the appropriate thing to do.

Stupid bad tempered wildlife.